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The Heart Of England
Goring Gap
An Anglo-Saxon Chronicle
From Deep Dark Brum
Look! It's The Folks
Gizzus A Song Then
One More Dance and Then....
Band Aid/Live Aid
To Our Children's Children's Children.
Half Your Angels
Are You Sitting Comfortably...?
The Magic Roundabout
Doctor Snuggles
The Fifth Doctor
Tall Ships and Others
Sunday Morning Colour Comics
sHuT uP eCcLeS!..
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sHuT uP eCcLeS

Ray Ellington, Harry Secombe, Spike Milligan, Max Geldray, Peter Sellers

Being The Memoirs Of A Professional Kilt Waxer And Goat Fancier.

I was following, but not too closely, the case of the exploding socks(or was that a case of exploding socks, or an exploding case of socks, {now dat sounds like a medical condition, folks!}), when I came upon an ancient and decrepit cardboard cutout East Finchley boy scout (martial-type music, and enters Bluebottle) Tenk you, Tenk you...."pauses for audience applause, but not a sausinge"...Anyway...I grew up with The Goons (grew up with The Goons? dat's a contradiction in terms, folks!)...and have been listening ('e must be deaf!) to them ever since (barking mad, 'e is mate, barking mad!)..Have a look around, but please, don't tip the doorman, he prefers to remain upright......

Bluebottle and The Goon Show scripts

Ying Tong, Ying Tong, Ying Tong,



 Stlll Life with Bluebottle and Eccles & hammer
Bluebottle and Eccles

 Bluebottle and Eccles look unusually photogenic in this shot. But what is Eccles going to do with that hammer?

Spike, Harry, and Peter recording The Goon Show


yinky ponky poo

In the dreaded jungle wearing only short trousers,

I could have sworn you were a Nubian chicken sexer

"Der's more where dat came from"

You can hear The Goons, by simply clicking on the link, going to their website, and clicking the Comedy Channel.



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